Some Scandinavian won Eurovision

Måns Zelmerlöw, a handsome Swede with a funny nose, who once had a gay PR problemette, got whatever prize is awarded by Eurovision, a TV spectacular which looks like a golf tournament queer-married to a light show.
     And photographed by a robot camera operator who really digs meth.
     JoeMyGod says it's Europe's gay Christmas. OK, fine. Throw us a Dramamine, and we promise to catch it in our mouth.
     Anyway, Zelmerlöw won due to the "super-catchy" song performed below. We liked the laser projection a little better.



     By the way, the Scandinavian below, at an actual golf tournament, was way hotter than any dude we ever saw on Eurovision except for the smoking hot backup dancers for that obnoxious Norwegian twink who won two or three years ago in 2009.